An Old Farmer

AN OLD FARMER WENT TO TOWN TO SEE A MOVIE.
>>>>THE TICKET AGENT ASKED, "SIR, WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR SHOULDER?"
>>>>THE OLD FARMER SAID, "Oh, THAT'S MY PET ROOSTER, CHUCKY.
>>>>WHEREVER I GO, CHUCKY GOES."
>>>>"I AM SORRY SIR," SAID THE TICKET AGENT. "WE CAN'T ALLOW ANIMALS IN THE THEATER."
>>>>THE OLD FARMER WENT AROUND THE CORNER AND STUFFED THE BIRD DOWN
HIS OVERALLS.
>>>>HE RETURNED TO THE BOOTH,
>>>>BOUGHT A TICKET AND ENTERED THE THEATER. HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO TWO
OLD WIDOWS NAMED MILDRED AND MARGE.
>>>>THE MOVIE STARTED AND THE ROOSTER BEGAN TO SQUIRM.
>>>>THE OLD FARMER UNBUTTONED HIS FLY SO CHUCKY COULD STICK HIS HEADOUT AND WATCH THE MOVIE.
>>>>"MARGE," WHISPERED MILDRED.
>>>>"WHAT?" SAID MARGE.
>>>>"I THINK THE GUY NEXT TO ME IS A PERVERT."
>>>>"WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SO?" ASKED MARGE.
>>>>"HE UNDID HIS PANTS AND HE HAS HIS THING OUT," WHISPERED MILDRED.
>>>>"WELL, DON'T WORRY A BOUT IT," SAID MARGE.
>>>>"HELL, AT OUR AGE WE'VE SEEN 'EM ALL"
>>>>"I THOUGHT SO TOO," SAID MILDRED,
>>>>"BUT THIS ONE'S EATIN' MY POPCORN!"